Well, I was driving home from work and as I exited the freeway, the “tire pressures are low” alert came on. I drove to the closest dealership and found that I’d run over a really big screw. Right at the sidewall. Could they please fix it? No, they can’t. Now I’m waiting to hear how much this is going to cost. I’m expecting it to be steep. I found out after I got the car that I had “performance” tires, which is code for EXPENSIVE. I have no need for tires like that! I drive to work and back and sit in traffic, who has a need for performance tires in Los Angeles?

Waiting is taking forever. They’ve just turned the lights off. Should I be worried?

Well, I was there for two and a half hours and just got home. Is it worth eating dinner?