Here's my horoscope for the day.  My only comment?  RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, I wish!

<<Wednesday 26 October 2011: Someone seems to think they can wear you down. Adverse circumstances are eroding your confidence. I cannot promise that the cosmos will wave a magic wand, but I can predict a distinct reduction in pressure. Think about the one area of your life in which things actually are going rather well. That's the kind of experience you will soon have more of. Some of this change will come naturally, and some will be the result of a new idea that is slowly dawning on you. Be brave. Be bright. There is hope on your horizon.>>